The Villain's HandbookThe Villain's Handbook
Do you find that all your evil plots fall flat? Do the heros just not take you seriously? Do you find yourself lacking minions? This helpful list of tips, guidelines and rules will help you down the path to being the most vile villain the world has ever been dominated/destroyed by.
Note: The list is most applicable to RPG villains, but all can benefit.
1. Your first step should be to decide just what kind of villain you want to be. Do you want to be insane and out to destroy the world? Or, do you want the world to have wronged you in some way and you want revenge? This is an important decision and will affect what you do later in your path of villainy.
2. When gathering your minions, be sure to have at least one incompetent one. After all, it's only sporting to give the heroes a little confidence boost and all the more satisfying when you knock them back down a peg or two.
3. Another typ
Journals of the AbyssJournals of the Abyss
So, we know that Luke kept a journal of their journey. After all, the synopsis was his journal But, what about the other characters? Did they keep journals? Perhaps some of them did not, however let's say they did. Or, perhaps, Luke, being fed up with being the only one writing decided to force the others to write. Whatever the case, what if the whole group had journals? What would they each write about?
Note: Find alternatives when the Princess or Luke cook dinner.
There is a large population of monsters in the area surrounding Tataroo Valley. Luke and myself have been attacked several times, but we are managing. With time and practice I believe that Luke will become a very skilled fighter.
We progressed to the edge of the forest where we met a man willing to take us to the capital. Unfortunately, enroute, we discovered that we were in Mal
Tales of Bloopers Part 3Tales of Bloopers
Scene: Presea's solo skit.
Presea: I have lost my time. Who will give me back my time?
A Voice suited for commercials booms out over the set.
Voice: Lost Time? Looking to get your lost time back? Then try the Sands of Time! With a simple push of a button, you can replay and change past events! Sands of Time-Helping people everywhere to redo their pasts. (In a much quieter and faster voice) Side effects may include extreme déjà vu, chases involving an angry Guardian of Time, and events changed for the worse.
Director: (standing dumbfounded for a moment) Wh-what was that?
Presea: I believe we have just experienced a cross over with another game.
Scene: Tear introducing herself.
Tear: Locrian Sergeant Tear Grants? Oracle Knights
Tear: I'm sorry.
Tear: Locrian Sergeant Tear Grants, Oracle Knights Um I'm s
Ocarina of TimeThe Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Deep in the forests of Hyrule lay Kokiri Village. There, a boy lived, a boy who unlike his fellow Kokiri's did not have a fairy friend Little did anyone know that this boy would become one of Legend...
Thunder rumbled overhead and lightning smote the sky. Chains squealed and wood groaned as a drawbridge was let down. There was a thudding and a horse with two riders galloped across the bridge. A girl looked back with fear filled eyes. The horse and riders vanished into the distance. He turned at the sound of more hoof beats. Another rider crossed the bridge, a rider in dark armour. He stopped in front of the boy and sneered down at him Lightning smote the sky once more and scene erupted into flame
"Navi Navi, come to me "
A softly glowing ball in which the small figure of a female could be made out, if e
In Between Adventures DnDIn Between Adventures
Dungeons and Dragons
Another instalment of In Between Adventures this time done for Dungeon and Dragons.
Darien, Sorscha and Tana are sitting around a table in the restaurant.
Darien: (stares morosely at a paper on the table. Four six sided dice are gathered in front of him. A sheet with a list on numbers is also lying on the table.)
Tana: (Peers at the newest set of numbers) Um I think you might want to reroll
Sorscha: What will this be? His third time?
Darien: Perhaps this wasn't such a good idea
Tana: No! We want you to join our party.
Darien: (sighs and starts rolling again.)
Tana: Hey, a 16! Keep rolling.
Darien: (rolls again)
Tana: (face falling) Oh dear well, maybe there's something you could place an 8 in
Darien: (finishes rolling his stats.)
Sorscha: (sarcasm) Well, I can see he's going to be quite the knight
Tana: Sorscha! He'll get there.