HungerHungerWork, work, work.Obey the MistressWork, work, workFeeling of emptinessIgnoreWork, work, workBits and bytes, need moreHungerWork, work, workRumble, Grumble, GrrWork, work, workWork, work, work
Warning: You must stopHibernateSleep, sleep, sleepFizz, crackle, pop!Awake! Fed! Can work once more!Work, work, work.
Tales of Clothing IssuesTales of Clothing IssuesShould Have AskedAnise always wondered but never asked. Just what was that monster design on Luke's clothing? And, after further thought, why was it there at all? It was hardly something she would have expected a noble to wear.Can't ChangeIt was cold, very cold. After all, they were in Flanoir, so Raine really had to wonder why they were still wearing the same clothing. Surely they should be wearing something warmer. Genis and Zelos must be particularly cold, and she very much pitied Regal. Raine knew this. She wanted to bring it up-to suggest they change into something warmer and yet, and yet, she just couldn't say it. No matter how hard she tried she couldn't bring herself to tell the others and she couldn't even change her own clothing.Belt BuckleHe really wanted to ask, but he didn't want to seem stupid. The others weren't asking, so did they k
The Villain's HandbookThe Villain's HandbookDo you find that all your evil plots fall flat? Do the heros just not take you seriously? Do you find yourself lacking minions? This helpful list of tips, guidelines and rules will help you down the path to being the most vile villain the world has ever been dominated/destroyed by.Note: The list is most applicable to RPG villains, but all can benefit.1. Your first step should be to decide just what kind of villain you want to be. Do you want to be insane and out to destroy the world? Or, do you want the world to have wronged you in some way and you want revenge? This is an important decision and will affect what you do later in your path of villainy.2. When gathering your minions, be sure to have at least one incompetent one. After all, it's only sporting to give the heroes a little confidence boost and all the more satisfying when you knock them back down a peg or two.3. Another typ
Journals of the AbyssJournals of the AbyssSo, we know that Luke kept a journal of their journey. After all, the synopsis was his journal
But, what about the other characters? Did they keep journals? Perhaps some of them did not, however let's say they did. Or, perhaps, Luke, being fed up with being the only one writing decided to force the others to write. Whatever the case, what if the whole group had journals? What would they each write about?JadeNote: Find alternatives when the Princess or Luke cook dinner.TearThere is a large population of monsters in the area surrounding Tataroo Valley. Luke and myself have been attacked several times, but we are managing. With time and practice I believe that Luke will become a very skilled fighter. We progressed to the edge of the forest where we met a man willing to take us to the capital. Unfortunately, enroute, we discovered that we were in Mal
Tales of Bloopers Part 3Tales of BloopersPart ThreeTake 1Scene: Presea's solo skit.Presea: I have lost my time. Who will give me back my time?A Voice suited for commercials booms out over the set.Voice: Lost Time? Looking to get your lost time back? Then try the Sands of Time! With a simple push of a button, you can replay and change past events! Sands of Time-Helping people everywhere to redo their pasts. (In a much quieter and faster voice) Side effects may include extreme déjà vu, chases involving an angry Guardian of Time, and events changed for the worse.Director: (standing dumbfounded for a moment) Wh-what was that?Presea: I believe we have just experienced a cross over with another game.Take 2Scene: Tear introducing herself.Tear: Locrian Sergeant
Director: Cut!Tear: I'm sorry.Director: ActionTear: Locrian Sergeant Tear Grants, Oracle Knights